In 334 BC, Alexander the Great refused to pay a tribute of 1,000 golden eggs to the Persian King Darius III. Darius responded — not with words, but with three objects: a bag of small seeds, a ball, and a bat.
The meaning: the seeds mocked Alexander's youth ("you are just a child"); the ball declared that Darius ruled the whole world; the bat was an invitation to go and play games.
Alexander's reply was equally wordless. He sent back a bitter wild gourd — a fruit of suffering — warning that misery, not play, awaited the Persian king. Then he marched east.
Three years later, Darius was defeated at the Battle of Gaugamela. Alexander the Great now ruled from Greece to the edge of India.